crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."
- 10 Word Story by c.r.  (via childoflust)

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rapunzelgothell:

#When Kristoff met Sven

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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samssamulet:

the last one though lol

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tomriddlevevo:

felixdawkins23:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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purpletittysprinkles:

nobodycars:

Wait… Nemo in latin means nobody… So the real title of Finding Nemo is Finding Nobody… So that means Nemo wasn’t even real but a part of Marlin’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up Nemo so he could cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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